The State of Piapot is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 27.049 billion Piapotians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 23.9%.

The strong Piapotian economy, worth 917 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 33,914 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, voting is voluntary, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and Piapot has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate. Piapot's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Piapot is ranked 234,742^nd in the world and 3^rd in Kampala for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.4 law-abiding acts per hour.