The Queen's District of Phyxaville is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 44.904 billion Phyxavilleans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. The average income tax rate is 58.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Phyxavillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,251 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 27,876 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Governor has just been declared ruler of Phyxaville in an international press conference, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, and the love has gone in Phyxaville. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phyxaville's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Phyxaville is ranked 289,605^th in the world and 1^st in Phyxaville for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -9.49 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.