The Queendom of Phrygia Epictetus is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 16.077 billion Phrygia Epictetusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 17.6%.

The Phrygia Epictetusian economy, worth 832 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 51,804 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is relatively low. Phrygia Epictetus's national animal is the deer.

Phrygia Epictetus is ranked 234,539^th in the world and 4^th in Connaught for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.88 kickbacks per hour.