The Federal Republic of Philippine Air is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Kaissen Moldova with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 6.745 billion Philippine Airians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DaiKun. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Philippine Airian economy, worth a remarkable 1,274 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,886 pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 604,617 per year while the poor average 44,793, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, every record has been erased and every picture painted over, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Philippine Air's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Philippine Air is ranked 28,689^th in the world and 27^th in Eurth for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,380.25 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.