The Kingdom of Phat Tai is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by King Rama Vajiralongkorn X with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 10.014 billion Phat Taianesse are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xiva. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The all-consuming Phat Taianesse economy, worth a remarkable 1,057 trillion Wotongs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 105,594 Wotongs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 308,035 per year while the poor average 28,602, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Domestic fishermen fly the Phat Taianesse flag out of fear of being blown up, the urban poor thumbs down the new hitchhiking ban, forgotten trend connoisseurs turn their nose at one wrinkle, and caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phat Tai's national animal is the Parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orangeism.

Phat Tai is ranked 211,785^th in the world and 56^th in Aceon for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 292.51 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.