The Republic of Petey Pablo is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 200 million Petey Pabloans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The strong Petey Pabloan economy, worth 10.1 trillion dollas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 50,403 dollas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 324,856 per year while the poor average 3,159, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Petey Pablo's national animal is the ghetto bird, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Petey Pablo is ranked 59,244^th in the world and 3^rd in Cole World for Smartest Citizens, with 40.92 quips per hour.