The Great nest and True Artist of Land of bird is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Bird Man with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.131 billion Land of birdians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bird mans base. The average income tax rate is 29.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Land of birdian economy, worth 158 trillion Bird banks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 50,704 Bird banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Land Of Birdian Navy, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, bars are packed at all hours, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Land of bird's national animal is the Bullfinch, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sillyism.

Land of bird is ranked 57,558^th in the world and 1,309^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 130.61 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.