The Jaramian Federation of Hatterland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Adil Jelal Al-Haik with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.525 billion Jaramians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terhat Tyci. The average income tax rate is 75.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jaramian economy, worth 383 trillion qimas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,838 qimas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, and the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hatterland's national animal is the fire orb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Hatterland is ranked 122,464^th in the world and 2,873^rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,612 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.