The Imperialistic theocracy of Peoples Republic of the Philippines is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperidorus Cycelon Aldlrëach II with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.596 billion Imperials are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Manila. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ad Imperial economy, worth 999 trillion Imperial Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,584 Imperial Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, and young people never forget their first roommate — no matter how much counselling they have. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peoples Republic of the Philippines's national animal is the Philippine Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nuex Vux Dios Imperia.

Peoples Republic of the Philippines is ranked 5,192^nd in the world and 2^nd in New United Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.65 law-abiding acts per hour.