The Dictatorship of Peoples Republic of Czechoslovakia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 317 million Czechoslovaks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.9%.

The powerhouse Czechoslovak economy, worth 25.3 trillion Korunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is 79,932 Korunas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,706 per year while the poor average 16,503, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

Entire families are dragged into counseling whenever children fight on a playground, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks, and government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Peoples Republic of Czechoslovakia's national animal is the Elk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Peoples Republic of Czechoslovakia is ranked 283,132^nd in the world and 16^th in Graveyard for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -14.83 on the Clooney Contribution Index.