The Dictatorship of Peoples republic of Australia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Adolf with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.131 billion Australians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hobart. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Australian economy, worth a remarkable 2,474 trillion AUDS a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 346,944 AUDS, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peoples republic of Australia's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Peoples republic of Australia is ranked 232,984^th in the world and 8,877^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 19.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.