The Dictatorship of Peoples republic of Australia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Adolf with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.999 billion Australians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hobart. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Australian economy, worth a remarkable 2,422 trillion AUDS a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 346,077 AUDS, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, vacationing Australians expect to be treated as royalty, political activists are routinely executed, and minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peoples republic of Australia's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Peoples republic of Australia is ranked 1,612^th in the world and 63^rd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 153.12 law-abiding acts per hour.