The Democratic United Islands of Pellon Wesaurps is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by A Random Leader with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 18.956 billion Pellonese enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wesaurpsalan. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pellonese economy, worth a remarkable 4,272 trillion monies a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 225,408 monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is wading into dangerous waters, space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft, sweat stains are proof of political acumen, and what goes down must come up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pellon Wesaurps's national animal is the Bichon Frisé, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pellon Wesaurps is ranked 139,338^th in the world and 186^th in Starlight for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,304.13 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.