The Republic of Patroller is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.824 billion Patrollerians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Patrollerian economy, worth 301 trillion yen a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 44,172 yen, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 289,722 per year while the poor average 2,637, a ratio of 109 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Patroller's national animal is the raven, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Patroller is ranked 215,041^st in the world and 939^th in Artificial Solar System for Highest Average Incomes, with 44,172.89 Standard Monetary Units.