The Republic of GU 65th Division is a mammoth, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and smutty television. The hard-working population of 5.433 billion GU 65th Divisionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 25.4%.

The strong GU 65th Divisionian economy, worth 233 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 42,838 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned crocodileball fields. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GU 65th Division's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

GU 65th Division is ranked 171,315^th in the world and 578^th in Artificial Solar System for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.91 percentage of bribes refused.