The State of Patrice is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.999 billion Patriceans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The very strong Patricean economy, worth 614 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 61,496 betales, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, organ donation is compulsory, and Patrice has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Patrice's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Patrice is ranked 108,415^th in the world and 1^st in Wind of Spirits for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,029.17 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.