The Constitutional Monarchy of Patho-England is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Duchess Elizapath Owinsor with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 17.507 billion Limers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dustiton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Patho-Limish economy, worth a remarkable 2,816 trillion Appleadais a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,856 Appleadais, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 470,610 per year while the poor average 43,393, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Duchess Elizapath Owinsor's most personal functions, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, and human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patho-England's national animal is the Drunken Baboon and its national religion is Patho-Anglican Church.

Patho-England is ranked 79,364^th in the world and 80^th in The Regected Realns for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,106.77 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.