The Kingdom of Pasiphet is a fledgling, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 6 million Pasiphetians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 35.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The developing Pasiphetian economy, worth 227 billion minoas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 37,866 minoas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax avoidance is a serious affair, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, most academic research has ground to a halt, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pasiphet's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pasiphet is ranked 181,472^nd in the world and 570^th in Horizon for Most Primitive, scoring -68.56 on the Scary Big Number Scale.