The Dominion of Paradisioisis is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 6 million Paradisioisisians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 51.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The struggling Paradisioisisian economy, worth 139 billion Kottais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 23,251 Kottais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, newspapers print only headlines, and snitches get riches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paradisioisis's national animal is the Korangu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Paradisioisis is ranked 143,939^th in the world and 95^th in The Wellspring for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 716.14 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.