The Confederated Communities of PannsiDixieLand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High Priest m'Akal Smuith with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.287 billion Pannsis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fluffiton. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pannsiatic economy, worth a remarkable 2,185 trillion Geldmaarks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,514 Geldmaarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques, woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst Bird of Limited Beauties, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, and visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with High Priest m'Akal Smuith. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PannsiDixieLand's national animal is the Bird of Limited Beauty, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Southern Pansitheist.

PannsiDixieLand is ranked 4,706^th in the world and 13^th in The Regected Realns for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 12,201.44 on the Gilded Widget Scale.