The Duds of Calf Peeble is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Slim Brandish with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 17.196 billion Calves are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dungville. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bovine economy, worth a remarkable 1,966 trillion Lupine Oysters a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,377 Lupine Oysters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, milk often tastes of pea, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calf Peeble's national animal is the Cow in Wolf’s Clothing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Floss of Bejesus.

Calf Peeble is ranked 243,520^th in the world and 71^st in The Dudlands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -6 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.