Nudest: 6,933rdLargest Black Market: 8,072ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,434th
The Mardevian Prison of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Arrrmoooooo!
Slim Brandish
Influence
Powerbroker
Governor
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Calf Peeble

Population11.988 billion

CapitalDungville
LeaderSlim Brandish
FaithHoly Floss of Bejesus

CurrencyLupine Oyster
AnimalCow in Wolf’s Clothing

The Mardevian Prison of Calf Peeble is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Slim Brandish with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.988 billion Calves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dungville. The average income tax rate is 71.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Bovine economy, worth a remarkable 1,293 trillion Lupine Oysters a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,938 Lupine Oysters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The studies of art and philosophy are banned, confusing advertising has left citizens unsure if cults will either welcome them or try to kill them, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, and chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calf Peeble's national animal is the Cow in Wolf’s Clothing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Floss of Bejesus.

Calf Peeble is ranked 263,754th in the world and 1st in Mardevian Prison for Most Stationary, with 13.80556060888 days.

Top
5%
Nudest: 6,933rdLargest Black Market: 8,072ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,434thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,637thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,978thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,385thLargest Retail Industry: 14,799thTop
10%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,678thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18,025thLargest Mining Sector: 18,707thHighest Economic Output: 21,512thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,677thMost Patriotic: 21,724thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,164thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,315thLargest Publishing Industry: 28,169thMost Efficient Economies: 29,010th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Calf Peeble's influence in Mardevian Prison fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Calf Peeble's influence in Mardevian Prison fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
  • : Calf Peeble's influence in Mardevian Prison fell from "Hermit" to "Superpower".
  • : Calf Peeble was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Calf Peeble's influence in Mardevian Prison rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
  • : Following new legislation in Calf Peeble, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Calf Peeble, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors.
  • : Following new legislation in Calf Peeble, confusing advertising has left citizens unsure if cults will either welcome them or try to kill them.
  • : Following new legislation in Calf Peeble, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Calf Peeble, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety.

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