The Orbital Pleasure Palace of Pan Galacia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.785 billion Pan Galacians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gargolius Blastinium. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Pan Galacian economy, worth an astonishing 11,134 trillion Femurs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 511,125 Femurs, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Pan Galacia's national animal is the Stealth Chainsaw Action Velociraptor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Questionable.

Pan Galacia is ranked 16,488^th in the world and 592^nd in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7,622.78 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.