Population | 21.607 billion |
Capital | Gargolius Blastinium |
Leader | Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster |
Faith | Questionable |
Currency | Femur |
Animal | Stealth Chainsaw Action Velociraptor |
The Orbital Pleasure Palace of Pan Galacia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, strictly enforced bedtime, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.607 billion Pan Galacians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gargolius Blastinium. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Pan Galacian economy, worth an astonishing 11,037 trillion Femurs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 510,837 Femurs, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
Public hospital staff roll their eyes at anything less than a heart attack, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays, and apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Pan Galacia's national animal is the Stealth Chainsaw Action Velociraptor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Questionable.
Pan Galacia is ranked 143,213th in the world and 2,698th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 189.97357980572 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pan Galacia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Pan Galacia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Pan Galacia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Following new legislation in Pan Galacia, apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats.
- : Following new legislation in Pan Galacia, the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays.
- : Following new legislation in Pan Galacia, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities.
- : Following new legislation in Pan Galacia, public hospital staff roll their eyes at anything less than a heart attack.
- : Following new legislation in Pan Galacia, demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Pan Galacia, the fate of the world literally rests on Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster's fingers.
- : Pan Galacia's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".