The Grand Commonwealth of Pan-Hispaniola is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Jark Hogar with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.145 billion Hispaniolans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port-au-Prince. The average income tax rate is 55.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pan-Hispaniolan economy, worth 683 trillion Sols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 164,942 Sols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

All streets are privately owned toll roads, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering. Crime is totally unknown. Pan-Hispaniola's national animal is the Llama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pan-Hispaniola is ranked 51,240^th in the world and 2^nd in Phoenix Project for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,938.69 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.