The Matriarchy of Pacific Cathedral is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The cynical, devout population of 8.83 billion Hallytis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 32.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Pacific Cathedralian economy, worth 328 trillion aurums a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,220 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pacific Cathedral's national animal is the bovina.

Pacific Cathedral is ranked 95,766^th in the world and 1^st in BasedGod Federation for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,063.07 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.