The Republic of P555 is a very large, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 314 million P555ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 50.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The P555ian economy, worth 13.9 trillion złoties a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,390 złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

P555 City University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P555's national animal is the python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

P555 is ranked 145,407^th in the world and 36^th in Poland for Most Developed, scoring 56.43 on the Human Development Index.