The Republic of P116 is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed population of 601 million P116ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.3%.

The strong P116ian economy, worth 38.6 trillion złoties a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,193 złoties, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 207,131 per year while the poor average 15,045, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Homebuyers must agree to name their firstborn after the previous owner, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees, voting is voluntary, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P116's national animal is the monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

P116 is ranked 173,768^th in the world and 40^th in Poland for Most Developed, scoring 54.47 on the Human Development Index.