The Republic of Oztil is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nathan with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory vegetarianism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 3.178 billion Oztilians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zatpan. The average income tax rate is 27.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Oztilian economy, worth 640 trillion Oztil coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 201,468 Oztil coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and foreign workers are flooding in as Oztil coins flood out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oztil's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Holy Order of St Ilton.

Oztil is ranked 119,870^th in the world and 1,241^st in the Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,756.19 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.