The Republic of Oztil is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Nathan with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 3.363 billion Oztilians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zatpan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Oztilian economy, worth 712 trillion Oztil coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 211,595 Oztil coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, rare steaks seem even bluer now, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, and designer cars make no distinction between poor people and speed bumps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oztil's national animal is the lion and its national religion is Holy Order of St Ilton.

Oztil is ranked 266,327^th in the world and 2,809^th in the Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 82.87 percentage of bribes refused.