The United States of Ozlantis is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 211 million Ozlantisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 9.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ozlantisian economy, worth 14.4 trillion Ozzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 68,233 Ozzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, parking's carefree without parking car fees, ghost regiments exist only on paper, and businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ozlantis's national animal is the Tortoise, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ozlantis is ranked 94,772^nd in the world and 17^th in Aurelian Republic for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,510.04 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.