The Serene Government of Ozerkos is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archon Azek with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 6.875 billion Ozerks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zepra. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Ozerk economy, worth 44.1 trillion Urons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 6,418 Urons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ozerkos has designated Zepra as its capital city, Archon Azek has just been declared ruler of Ozerkos in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ozerkos's national animal is the Zersa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Philosophy.

Ozerkos is ranked 284,639^th in the world and 34^th in Novastralix for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8.94 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.