The Incorporated States of Ozarknational forest is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by David Min with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.142 billion Ozarknational forestians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 16.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ozarknational forestian economy, worth 90.2 trillion ollieses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 79,019 ollieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Scummy-looking teenagers outside government buildings sell bureaucrats spoofed ShortTok accounts, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, and holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ozarknational forest's national animal is the olliecats, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ozarknational forest is ranked 126,378^th in the world and 1^st in Scotlinia Foundation of Nations for Fattest Citizens, with 10.32 Obesity Rate.