The United Kingdom of Oxcamia is a mid-sized, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning seal population. The hard-working, devout population of 68 million Oxcamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 28.5%.

The Oxcamian economy, worth 3.10 trillion grimas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,526 grimas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, the seal is a protected species, euthanasia is illegal, and a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat". Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oxcamia's national animal is the seal.

Oxcamia is ranked 146,327^th in the world and 161^st in Wintreath for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,183.43 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.