The Former UwU's republic of OwOistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by SpOwOky UwU with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.877 billion OwOistanis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of *Notices Bulge*. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient OwOistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,760 trillion nuzzles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 369,722 nuzzles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,457,012 per year while the poor average 3,402, a ratio of 1,016 to 1.

Environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty, and men's magazines give handy tips on the most effective way to throw heavy stones. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. OwOistan's national animal is the UwU, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is FurDom.

OwOistan is ranked 286,904^th in the world and 6,749^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -37.55 on the Clooney Contribution Index.