Highest Crime Rates: 27thMost Armed: 29thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 33rd
The Former UwU's republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State
OwO What's this?
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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OwOistan

Population7.964 billion

Capital*Notices Bulge*
LeaderSpOwOky UwU
FaithFurDom

Currencynuzzle
AnimalUwU

The Former UwU's republic of OwOistan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by SpOwOky UwU with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.964 billion OwOistanis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of *Notices Bulge*. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient OwOistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,681 trillion nuzzles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 336,761 nuzzles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,144,689 per year while the poor average 3,151, a ratio of 997 to 1.

Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, supervisors in OwOistan commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. OwOistan's national animal is the UwU, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is FurDom.

OwOistan is ranked 179,798th in the world and 4,316th in the Rejected Realms for Most Average, scoring 30.64 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Highest Crime Rates: 27thMost Armed: 29thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 33rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 40thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 59thMost Avoided: 72ndLargest Gambling Industry: 75thFattest Citizens: 95thRudest Citizens: 144thMost Ignorant Citizens: 145thLargest Retail Industry: 145thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 170thMost Rebellious Youth: 194thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 383rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 443rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 478thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 579thMost Corrupt Governments: 702ndMost Efficient Economies: 941stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,146thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,159thLargest Mining Sector: 1,291stHighest Average Incomes: 1,607thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,305thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,247thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,643rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,026thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,458thHighest Economic Output: 6,285thNudest: 6,508thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,278thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,562ndTop
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Most Secular: 16,029thMost Pro-Market: 19,381stLargest Black Market: 19,867thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,089thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,708thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,772ndLargest Governments: 24,441stLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,267th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 52nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 79th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 84th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 95th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 96th in the regionNudest: 127th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 142nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 151st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 181st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 185th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 398th in the regionMost Secular: 406th in the regionMost Stationary: 441st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 468th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 476th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 476th in the regionMost Influential: 492nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 499th in the regionLargest Governments: 511th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : OwOistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, supervisors in OwOistan commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter OwOistan are highly popular tourist destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the OwOistanian Colonial Thesaurus.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to *Notices Bulge* to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.

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