The Former UwU's republic of OwOistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by SpOwOky UwU with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.815 billion OwOistanis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of *Notices Bulge*. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient OwOistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,739 trillion nuzzles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 369,850 nuzzles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,458,213 per year while the poor average 3,403, a ratio of 1,016 to 1.

Half of OwOistan just lost MyFace after space debris collided with a major communications satellite, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, and environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. OwOistan's national animal is the UwU, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is FurDom.

OwOistan is ranked 269,882^nd in the world and 6,575^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -239.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.