Highest Crime Rates: 26thMost Armed: 29thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 36th
The Former UwU's republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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OwOistan

Population8.932 billion

Capital*Notices Bulge*
LeaderSpOwOky UwU
FaithFurDom

Currencynuzzle
AnimalUwU

The Former UwU's republic of OwOistan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by SpOwOky UwU with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.932 billion OwOistanis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of *Notices Bulge*. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient OwOistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,085 trillion nuzzles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 345,390 nuzzles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,225,486 per year while the poor average 3,229, a ratio of 998 to 1.

It is often said that only SpOwOky UwU could bring down Dàguó, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, and claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. OwOistan's national animal is the UwU, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is FurDom.

OwOistan is ranked 257,119th in the world and 6,774th in the Rejected Realms for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.98 percentage of bribes refused.

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Highest Crime Rates: 26thMost Armed: 29thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 36thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 44thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 54thMost Avoided: 67thLargest Gambling Industry: 72ndFattest Citizens: 90thLargest Retail Industry: 137thMost Ignorant Citizens: 155thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 180thRudest Citizens: 185thMost Rebellious Youth: 196thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 367thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 455thHighest Disposable Incomes: 460thMost Corrupt Governments: 645thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 673rdMost Efficient Economies: 948thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,132ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,228thLargest Mining Sector: 1,348thHighest Average Incomes: 1,541stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,427thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,065thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,440thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,599thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,789thHighest Economic Output: 5,489thNudest: 6,676thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,338thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,348thTop
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Most Secular: 14,446thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,642ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,897thLargest Black Market: 20,904thLargest Governments: 22,675thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,483rdMost Influential: 23,890thMost Pro-Market: 24,143rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,499th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 37th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 54th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 58th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 77th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 86th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 96th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 109th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 139th in the regionNudest: 181st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 187th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 211th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 230th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 406th in the regionMost Stationary: 408th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 439th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 447th in the regionLargest Governments: 493rd in the regionMost Influential: 501st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 514th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 543rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 544th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 553rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, it is often said that only SpOwOky UwU could bring down Dàguó.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby SpOwOky UwU Pics" has made SpOwOky UwU's mom a celebrity.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer.

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