The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 40.318 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth an astonishing 27,254 trillion rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 675,997 rocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Toddlers anxiously check factory assignments on their third birthday, when it comes to flavor there's no gain without pain, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, and Big Belly is watching you. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 332,753^rd in the world and 3,273^rd in the Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -106.63 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.