The Gentle Peoples of Outter Micronesia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Mustafa Tong with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 45.214 billion Gentle Outer Micronesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Banaba Island. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Gentle Outer Micronesian economy, worth 816 trillion Drams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 18,061 Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Outter Micronesia's radio stations, Outter Micronesia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, Prime Minister Mustafa Tong has decreed that one must think of cheese upon reading the word mouse (Outter Micronesia has found 6 easter eggs), and volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Outter Micronesia has found 6 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Outter Micronesia's national animal is the Serval, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Be Awesome to Each Other.

Outter Micronesia is ranked 311^th in the world and 3^rd in Wysteria for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 198.03 on the Kitten Softness Rating.