The Gentle Peoples of Outter Micronesia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Mustafa Tong with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.671 billion Gentle Outer Micronesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Banaba Island. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The large but stagnant Gentle Outer Micronesian economy, worth 585 trillion Drams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 17,926 Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate, there's a bright dawn ahead for Outter Micronesia, Outter Micronesia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime is totally unknown. Outter Micronesia's national animal is the Serval, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Be Awesome to Each Other.

Outter Micronesia is ranked 206,982^nd in the world and 72^nd in Wysteria for Fattest Citizens, with 0.95 Obesity Rate.