The Holy Green People's Republic of Ourtopia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the Head of the People's Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.038 billion Ourtopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Ourtopian economy, worth 39.5 trillion dinars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,040 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs, The Head of the People's Council can cry on demand, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, and vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase. Crime is totally unknown. Ourtopia's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ourtopia is ranked 45,289^th in the world and 147^th in Refugia for Safest, scoring 104.38 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.