The Principality of Osnie is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.446 billion Osnieans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.

The Osniean economy, worth 625 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 54,684 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, and foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. Crime is almost non-existent. Osnie's national animal is the Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Osnie is ranked 41,409^th in the world and 1,529^th in Osiris for Highest Drug Use, scoring 299.92 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.