The Strength and Beauty of Osaka Castle is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning parrot population. The democratic population of 7.43 billion Osaka Castleans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Osaka Castlean economy, worth 204 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,528 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low. Osaka Castle's national animal is the parrot.

Osaka Castle is ranked 83,123^rd in the world and 1^st in Osaka for Highest Drug Use, scoring 210.06 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.