The Extremely Old Alias of Orynge is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Orynge with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.772 billion Oryngeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orynge. The average income tax rate is 63.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Oryngean economy, worth 406 trillion Bullets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,055 Bullets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Political activists are routinely executed, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, criminals are thrown to the Cool looking cats to repay their debt to society, and criminals are executed and their property seized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Orynge's national animal is the Cool looking cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Orynge.

Orynge is ranked 290,428^th in the world and 18^th in Popuko for Highest Drug Use, scoring 23.59 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.