The Most Serene Republic of Orksorvin is a small, socially progressive nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 40 million Orksorvians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 24.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Orksorvinian economy, worth 3.00 trillion Wymyrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,010 Wymyrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, and politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's Wymyrs reserves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orksorvin's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Orksorvin is ranked 45,490^th in the world and 9^th in 2026 AP CoGo for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 48.85 on the Kitten Softness Rating.