The Democratic States of Allilabanits is a large, efficient nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 119 million Allilabanitsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The thriving Allilabanitsian economy, worth 8.15 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 68,525 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 235,095 per year while the poor average 14,659, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Education and welfare spending are on the rise, euthanasia is legal, mysterious men apprehend suspected Good Samaritans under the cover of night, and the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Allilabanits's national animal is the T-REX.

Allilabanits is ranked 210,202^nd in the world and 22^nd in 2026 AP CoGo for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -4 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.