The 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 of Orithalslan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King John with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, lack of airports, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.292 billion Orithalslanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Nuemigon. The average income tax rate is 41.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Orithalslanian economy, worth 50.7 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 39,264 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around The Nuemigon, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Orithalslan's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Orithalslan is ranked 263,608^th in the world and 95^th in Antisipation Refounded for Highest Food Quality, scoring 8.74 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.