The Queendom of Oreo-opilus is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Accidental dictator oreo with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.586 billion Oreo-opilusians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Oreo-opilusian economy, worth 336 trillion denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,134 denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, and people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Accidental dictator oreo's praises. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oreo-opilus's national animal is the siamese cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oreo-opilus is ranked 327,005^th in the world and 222^nd in Wintreath for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -13.97 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.