The Queendom of Orchard Road is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Yu with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 8.627 billion Orchard Roadians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singapore. The average income tax rate is 33.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Orchard Roadian economy, worth 257 trillion Singaporean Dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,870 Singaporean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orchard Road's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Orchard Road is ranked 82,060^th in the world and 8^th in Singapore for Highest Drug Use, scoring 212.38 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.