The Kingdom of Option Two is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.197 billion Option Twoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 24.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Option Twoan economy, worth 314 trillion Twopennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 98,464 Twopennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, and new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Option Two's national animal is the Second Choice, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Option Two is ranked 17,758^th in the world and 9^th in The Wellspring for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5,150.04 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.