The Empire of Option Three is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.177 billion Option Threeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Public Transport receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 45.9%.

The very strong Option Threean economy, worth 245 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,384 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Gambling is outlawed, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?", and the blind lead the blind in social welfare. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Option Three's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Option Three is ranked 870^th in the world and 2^nd in The Wellspring for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 10,975.65 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.