The Queendom of Oona Chaplin is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.022 billion Oona Chaplinians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The thriving Oona Chaplinian economy, worth 247 trillion pesetas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 81,708 pesetas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 408,802 per year while the poor average 9,175, a ratio of 44.6 to 1.

Children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Oona Chaplinians any less frightened, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oona Chaplin's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Oona Chaplin is ranked 178,270^th in the world and 207^th in The League for Smartest Citizens, with 26.29 quips per hour.