Most Advanced Public Transport: 6thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42ndMost Rebellious Youth: 44th
The Largely Ungoverned Territory of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Posession is imprisonment.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
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Population39.027 billion


The Largely Ungoverned Territory of Oneiro is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 39.027 billion Oneiroans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Oneiroan economy, worth a remarkable 9,831 trillion Meatloafs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an amazing 251,919 Meatloafs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, Oneiroan Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, and power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun. Crime is totally unknown. Oneiro's national animal is the blackbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Oneiro is ranked 301,892nd in the world and 10,073rd in Osiris for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -55.7 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 6thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42ndMost Rebellious Youth: 44thLargest Welfare Programs: 54thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 55thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 103rdMost Advanced Public Education: 141stMost Cheerful Citizens: 156thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 175thHighest Average Tax Rates: 252ndMost Pacifist: 273rdMost Beautiful Environments: 293rdLargest Governments: 314thBest Weather: 394thNicest Citizens: 395thMost Compassionate Citizens: 611thHighest Economic Output: 694thMost Developed: 717thMost Cultured: 772ndLongest Average Lifespans: 786thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 789thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 854thSmartest Citizens: 880thLeast Corrupt Governments: 882ndSafest: 1,005thHealthiest Citizens: 1,029thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,098thLargest Populations: 1,110thHighest Food Quality: 1,191stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,298thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,978thMost Inclusive: 1,990thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,662ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,143rdMost Income Equality: 13,872ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 15,854thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,081stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,876thMost Devout: 26,670thMost Politically Free: 28,083rd
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 29th in the regionSafest: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 33rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 64th in the regionMost Inclusive: 71st in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 170th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 174th in the regionMost Politically Free: 235th in the regionMost Income Equality: 333rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 415th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 558th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 641st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oneiro's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Oneiro was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Oneiro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Oneiro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Oneiro was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Soviet Republic of Khaltes, infecting 66 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Oneiro was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
  • : Oneiro's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Oneiro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Oneiro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Oneiro's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".