One Small Island was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 388
Most Valuable International Artwork: 34thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 961stHighest Crime Rates: 1,030th
The Tropical Paradise of
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Kalani T'ai
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One Small Island

Population6.113 billion

LeaderKalani T'ai

CurrencySand Dollar

The Tropical Paradise of One Small Island is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kalani T'ai with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.113 billion Islanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkwater. The average income tax rate is 29.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Islandian economy, worth 856 trillion Sand Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,134 Sand Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children often kick Seagulls for amusement, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, and the roundel of the Islandian Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. One Small Island's national animal is the Seagull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Piracy.

One Small Island is ranked 43,206th in the world and 6th in Warzone Sandbox for Smartest Citizens, with 40.71 quips per hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 34thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 961stHighest Crime Rates: 1,030thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,098thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,367thMost Influential: 2,439thRudest Citizens: 2,470thTop
Most Avoided: 4,362ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,531stLargest Retail Industry: 5,083rdLargest Black Market: 5,623rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,212thFattest Citizens: 6,356thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,659thMost Cultured: 12,254thMost Armed: 12,816thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 13,649thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,092ndMost Inclusive: 15,627thHighest Average Incomes: 18,077thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,911thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,856thHighest Food Quality: 20,790thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,859thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,234thMost Efficient Economies: 24,548thHighest Drug Use: 24,935thHighest Economic Output: 25,841stMost Subsidized Industry: 25,919th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

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